The Indianapolis Colts...barely. Hate to say it, but the Patriots were damn impressive over the weekend, and we never thought the Chargers had it in them to win a - excuse the phrase - dogfight. We'll be doing a full breakdown of the Colts-Titans game this (we were, how you say, on vacation all last week) week, along with following up on all the NFL subplots that have developed since the close of week one. As of right now, here are our top 10 power rankings.
1.) Indianapolis Colts
- They really couldn't have been more impressive.
2.) New England Patriots
- The Jets defense looks awful, but a shredding is a shredding.
3.) San Diego Chargers
- The Whales Vaginas found a way to win against a top-five defense. It's a new year, new team.
4.) Chicago Bears
- Rex wasn't as bad as he could've been, and that defense is still that defense. Losing Brown for the year is a huge blow, though.
5.) Cincinnati Bengals
- Too high? You might be right, but they downed the Ravens.
6.) Pittsburgh Steelers
- Big Ben: 12 completions, four touchdowns - against the Browns. Temper expectations.
7.) Seattle Seahawks
- They beat the Bucs, but Alexander looked like the Alexander of '05. Always a good thing.
8.) Baltimore Ravens
- If McNair's groin and Lewis' triceps are serious, the Ravens playoffs hopes take a serious dip.
9.) Carolina Panthers
- They swatted the Rams in St. Louis, which is worth mentioning, but not in great detail.
10.) New Orleans Saints
- We know, "It's just one loss!" But there were a lot of things that didn't go right in that one game. A LOT.
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