Monday, September 17, 2007

Hey Norv, you f*&*ing suck!


Last night, the New England Patriots throttled the San Diego Chargers, 38-14. It was one of the worst displays of coaching we've ever seen. The Chargers were beaten from the time the clock started? Why? Their coach is Norv Turner. The Patriots came out in a spread offense. The Chargers stayed in their base defense. The result? Tom Brady completes six out of seven passes and the Pats move down the field at will. Didn't see that coming.

Randy Moss? We know how to defend him. Give him a large cushion and no safety spy. That way he can work the underneath routes at will and when he does decide he'll go deep the over the top help will be late. Brilliant. Honestly, we didn't think the Chargers were going to win last night's game. But they had the talent to make it close. Very close. What happened was a shameful display of coaching. And why didn't they bring in Michael Turner earlier? It was obvious LT was having no success running between the tackles. Why not give them several doses of Turner steamroll, then a quick shot of Tomlinson corner speed? That makes too much sense, we suppose.

Of course, none of the "experts" are mentioning any of this. The Pats simply just must be unstoppable.

Len P says: "Don't make the Pats angry, they'll f*&k you in the ass!"

Peter King says: "Just let me take off my Brady jersey, I'll be right with you."

Michael Silver says: "Let's do a shot of Patron for Bill Belichick, he's a faultless genius."

There's more stuff out there if you feel like seeking it out and reading it, but we don't recommend it. The Week in Review still to come.

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