Showing posts with label Colts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colts. Show all posts

Monday, September 17, 2007

Bob Sanders will destroy all comers...


Lots to like - and lots to dislike - about the Colts peformance yesterday against the formerly lowly Tennessee Titans. It was definitely not a textbook display on either side of the ball, but the point is the Colts held on and won. Last year, we're not sure the Colts pull that game out. For those with short memories, that's the Colts first road win against and AFC South opponent since the 2005 season. Yeah, yesterday's win was big. Here are 10 things we took from it:

1.)Bob Sanders just may win Defensive Player of the Year.
- Surely, Jeff Fischer knew the Colts were going to employ Sanders as a fourth linebacker to stop a solid Titans ground game - especially after they rang up 280+ yards on a normally stingy Jacksonville run "D". If he did, he was powerless to stop Sanders. 11 tackles, three QB pressures and - get this - 2.5 sacks. No one will ever replace Peyton as our favorite Colt, but Sanders gains on him every game he suits up for.

2.)The Colts red zone offense shat the bed.
- Six trips DEEP into Titans territory, and the Colts only turned it into 22 points. They were several opportunities for the Colts offense to break this game open - and they never took advantage. We'll chock it up to early-season kinks, but we're not happy.

3.)The Colts NEED Rob Morris and Freddy Keiaho.
- Playing without two starting linebackers is never easy, but when you're playing on the road against a team known for running it, running it and running it, you're setting yourself up for a fall. But the Colts defense - namely Sanders - made up for the two weak links (Hagler and Boiman)who had trouble all game following the flow of the Titans delayed draw. We support Dungy for holding them out; don't call us unsympathetic for wanting them back in uniform by week four.

4.)Kelvin Hayden can't fall for double moves like that.
- He must see those every day in practice. He has to. Marvin Harrison is the king of the double move. He'll be seeing a lot more of those as the season progresses, and they'll be run by receivers who we've actually heard of.

5.)Joseph Addai's vision continues to improve.
- He barely average four yards per carry, but Addai turned several - 5, 6, maybe more - runs that could have gone for no gain into two-and-three yard lunges. Lost in the scope of the game, maybe, is how exemplary a cutback runner Addai has become.

6.)Our special teams are putrid - again.
- One blocked extra point, one missed chipped shot FG and one momentum-killing long kickoff return. The sad thing is, with these guys, that's a C+ week. Must. See. Improvement.

7.)Lendale White is still fat.
- He got his 60 yards or whatever it was, but he was gassed at the end. Don't bet on him being a second-half horse as the season rolls on.

8.)The Colts won a divisional road game.
- Don't overlook the importance of this. A so-so effort against a good team in a hostile environment resulted in a win. That's gratifying.

9.)Tony Ugoh isn't there yet as a pass blocker.
- Manning was hit more often - and harder - in this game than any we can remember since the Baltimore playoff game. Ugoh is a terrific run blocker, but very average when dealing with a straight-ahead bull rush. Kyle Van-"Don't feel like spelling it out" handed Ugoh his lunch several times Sunday. That can't happen.

10.)Sometimes, it's better to be lucky than good.
- The Colts didn't get all the breaks (illegal contact, anyone?), but they got them when they counted (dropped passes, mental miscues). That helps. It's not reliable, but we'll take it.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Titans just can't help themselves


Enjoy that slab of sloth you just signed. If he plays 10 games and/or makes more than 30 tackles consider yourselves lucky.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Colts/Bears preseason game two breakdown


Honestly, did anyone not involved in the advertising of this game really see it as a Super Bowl rematch? Doubtful. Though if you watched the first quarter, we wouldn't blame you if you thought you were watching a replay of it. The Colts defense harrassed Rex Grossman into turnover after turnover, the Colts offense moved the ball at will on the Bears defense, and a red zone Colts breakdown/Bears stiffening kept the game a lot closer than it had any right to be. Anyway, here are the 10 things we learned from last night's game:

1.) Rex Grossman is not an NFL-caliber starting QB
- We don't want to be mean, but Grossman simply doesn't have the composure or the mental capacity needed to be a quality player in this league. He has talent, no doubt, but his decision-making and inability to take care of the football more than cancels that out. The Bears may be stuck with him, though, and that sucks for them.

2.) Preseason games are meaningless, but Marlin Jackson may be a future star
- Not to slobber, but Jackson was sensational in the short amount of time he was on the field last night. Five tackles, an interception, and a physicality the Colts haven't had on the outside edge in some time. We're not saying he'll make the Pro Bowl, but we'd be shocked if he didn't have a breakout season.

3.) The Colts special teams are horrendous
- Other than the onside kick that did work, there wasn't much to take solace in last night. Two long, back-breaking runbacks and a fumbled return in a six-minute span lost the Colts this game. That just can't happen.

4.) Freddy Keiaho continues to impress
- Scouts and commentators use the term "high motor" way too frequently, but that's what Keiaho has. He stuffs the run at the line and his lateral movement has been a pleasant surprise. He'll lead this team in tackles by 20 or 30, easy.

5.) Dede Dorsey may not be ready for "real" NFL action
- He looked great late against the Bears third-stringers, but he couldn't even get back to the line of scrimmage against their starters. Not good.

6.) Tony Ugoh is continuing to improve, but is he doing it fast enough?
- The rookie left tackle is obviously an impressive run blocker, but his pass protection skills are still raw. He didn't allow a sack last night, which is good, but he was beaten several times. The skills are there, the question is how fast can he put everything together.

7.) The Colts are simply better than the Bears
- The Bears defense is great, it's just not in the same class as the Colts offense. And, all Grossman jokes aside, the Bears don't have the offensive weapons necessary to exploit the Colts defensive weaknesses.

8.) We have a Sorgi sighting!
- The Colts backup QB proved last night he can capably pick apart second-string defenses. Congratulations. Luckily, we shouldn't ever have to find out if he can do the same to first-team units.

9.) Ed Johnson may be able to replace Booger
- We've still only seen him play for a couple quarters, but last night he had good penetration and recovered a fumble. The jury's still out, though.

10.) Our Antoine Bethea mancrush is growing
- He's going to be a Pro Bowl safety very, very soon. We don't think it's a stretch to say that Sanders and Bethea could end up as the defense's version of Harrison and Wayne. Call us crazy if you like.

Friday, August 17, 2007

We swear we're not lazy, we've actually been busy.


We apologize for the scarcity of posts recently, but we’ve been swamped at our real gig (and as much as we like this one, those Goggle AdSense dollars don’t pay the rent) and unable to blog beneath our boss’s nose. You understand, right? We’re sure the six of you still with us do. At any rate, to catch up we’re going all out with a hot ass August edition of Things We Know.

1.) The Colts should absolutely NOT sign Tank Johnson.
- Sure, Lovie Smith has talked him up to Tony Dungy and he’s a quality DT, but this is not the solution to the Colts defensive problems. He can’t even play for the first eight regular season games. By all means Bill Polian, take a long look at Gerard Warren and Warren Sapp, just keep away from Tank.

2.) Superbad is going to be the shit.
- We’ll be seeing it tonight or tomorrow, but some friends in the industry have seen test screenings and say it may be the best yet from Apatow and Co. “Better than Virgin?” we asked. “Yep, better than Virgin,” they responded. So there’s that.

3.) Michael Vick is headed for the concrete floor hotel.
- All indications point to a plea deal being struck sometime today. In other news, our Vick dog chew toy is on backorder and should be here by the season opener.

4.) You should NOT go see The Ten.
- We know it’s tempting, because Paul Rudd is in it, but you’ll thank us later.

5.) Monday Night Football is tolerable again.
- We’ve always had a soft spot for Ron Jaworski and his Ivy League-style breakdown of film, but we never imagined how wonderful he’d be in the Monday Night booth. He even makes Kornheiser funny again.

6.) If you’re not psyched for this weekend’s Cards/Cubs series, get fucked.
- Both teams are within 2 ½ games of first place in the NL Central, and they get it on four times at Wrigley. This is as good as baseball gets, people, even if it’s two mediocre teams from a shitty division.

7.) The new Madden is – pardon our cliché – the balls!
- We have yet to take the Xbox 360 plunge (though the price drop has us wavering), but we’ve been playing it at work all week and it’s great. Not late 90’s/early 00’s great, but as great as it gets with an exclusive NFL license.

8.) Did anyone else know that The Invasion comes out this weekend?
- Here’s another lesson kids: stop remaking classic films that were just fine to begin with.

9.) Mercifully, John From Cincinnati was killed in its sleep.
- We watched one episode and gave up. Others were more lenient, patient and forgiving, but what did they ultimately gain?

10.) David Beckham still doesn’t have our attention.
- Even though we live in Los Angeles (Santa Monica, really), we couldn’t care less. And, apparently, so could the rest of you.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Remember, remember, the sixth of September...


As we're sure you've heard by now, the Indianapolis Colts have been shot, killed and left for dead. If they somehow crawl to nine wins this season, they will have exceeded expectations. The defending Super Bowl champions have no shot at repeating, let alone making the playoffs. Don't believe us? Fine, but do you believe these people.

"This will be the headline on USA Today tomorrow." NBC analyst Chris Colinsworth, declaring that the Jacksonville Jaguars would unseat the Colts as AFC South division champions this season. We thumbed through USA Today's sport section this morning - no mention.

"I have one thing to say about the Indianapolis Colts, my Super Bowl pick from June: Uh-oh." Sports Illustrated writer Peter King, reneging on his backing of the Colts following the season-ending knee injury to Booger McFarland.


"It's just hard to expect everything to come together at the ideal time for them like it did at the end of last season."
Sporting News writer Vinnie Iyer, in an early July column all but declaring the Patriots Super Bowl XLII winners.

"The single best thing for the league in 2007 is for the New England Patriots to go undefeated through the regular season and the playoffs." Real Football 365.com writer Os Davis, obviously suffering from some sort of debilitating brain condition.

This is just a small sampling, but the message is clear. The Colts are in trouble, and spiraling downward in a hurry. Funny, we didn't get the memo.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Quick thoughts on the Colts first preseason game


So, the Colts lost to the Cowboys and it wasn't even close. Surprise, surprise. Were any Colts fans really shocked? No doubt the national media is already formulating a series of "The Colts are dead and buried" stories to lead up to the season opener against the Saints. They'll all conveniently leave out the fact the Colts are 1-10 in their last 11 preseason games. Their regular season and playoff record over that same span? 42-12.

The sky isn't falling. In fact, there were several signs of encouragment from last night's game:

1.) The offense looks great.
- We didn't get to see the first team utilize Anthony Gonzalez and Joseph Addai only carried the ball twice, but they were clicking as usual. The only downside was that disturbing playoff trend of driving down the field and settling for field goals continued.

2.) Tony Ugoh looked like a rookie - an extremely talented rookie.
- He was overmatched on a few plays against DeMarcus Ware and Anthony Spencer, but for the most part he held his own without the aid of a tight end. And, most importantly, Manning was not sacked. Mission accomplished.

3.) Antoine Bethea looks outstanding.
- He was a little late in getting to some seam routes dumped over the linebackers heads, but he was mostly solid in coverage and was a run-stopping force. It wouldn't shock me to see the Colts move he and Bob Sanders back and forth in the box this year to cut down on Sanders' workload.

4.) Freddy Keiaho is better than Cato June.
- If you saw the game, no elaboration is necessary. He hits hard - and low! - and is quick enough to gain depth and get into space on play action. It's safe to say we've seen the last of our weakside linebacker bouncing off Maurice Jones-Drew like a pinball.

5.) Jim Sorgi is awful.
- If Manning ever goes down for any extended period of time, we're screwed. He's jumpy, erratic, and has no feel for pressure in the pocket. He looked like a rookie.

6.)The corners played well, for the most part.
- Backup CB Tim Jennings was juked BADLY by Marion Barber on an outside toss, Kelvin Hayden seemed a bit tentative and Marlin Jackson seemed a little overagressive in the running game, but overall their performance confirmed what we fans have thought all along: there will be little to no dropoff in performance from the corner position. Also, how bad did Jason David look in the Saints' secondary Sunday night?

7.) The competition for Addai's understudy is still open.
- DeDe Dorsey is lighting quick, but tiny as hell. Clifton Dawson has nice feet and vision, but doesn't seem to have much burst. If we could somehow take the two and merge them, we'd have a hell of a backup. We need to see more.

8.) The kickoff coverage was much better.
- How this will translate over into the regular season is anyone's guess, but no Dallas return really went anywhere. That's all we can ask for. If we can keep opponents starting behind their own 35 this year, we'll be sitting pretty.

9.) Ed Johnson could be a sleeper.
- He's a rookie DT that we didn't know anything about prior to last night's game. But after watching him tie up Cowboy blockers and sack Tony Romo, we have a good feeling about the Johnson not named Tank or Charlie. We can't take too much away from the first preseason game, but we're hopeful.

10.) Our defense still struggles with the draw.
- They didn't allow any 20+ yard runs like seemingly every week last year, but it still looks like the coaches have some work to do defending the draw. As long as it works, we can expect it on every third down.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

The NFL preseason is upon us...


We know, technically the NFL's annual spate of meaningless preseason games got underway last weekend with the Hall of Fame Game (where the Steelers made everyone think twice about that Saints secondary), but for us it really starts tonight. The Super Bowl champion Colts will head to Texas to take on the Dallas Cowboys, who beat them there about nine months ago. The Cowboys are a sound football teams, and we think they have an excellent chance of winning the NFC. Truth be told, we'd be shocked if the Colts won this game.

For some odd reason (read: high-priced stars make for shitty second- and third-stringers) the Colts typically go 0-4 or 1-3 in the preseason. Compare that with the regular season - where they've gone 12-4 or better in each of the past four years - and you have yourself a decent wager game. We don't usually recommend betting on preseason games (screams "degenerate!" to us), but this is one case where even we might bet against the Colts.

We'll be watching these game closely. We haven't seen the Colts in action since early February, and they have quite a few new faces who haven't seen the field much. The players we'll be keeping an eye on are Freddy Keiaho, Marlin Jackson, Kelvin Hayden, Tony Ugoh, Anthony Gonzalez and Quinn Pitcock. If these six players - a combined five years NFL experience among them - can be reliable starters, the Colts have a good shot at repeating. If they struggle, 10-6 is starting us right in the face. Are you ready for some Joe Buck?

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Indianapolis Colts, your mission: Disprove this man


This is Skip Bayless. He's known for irrelevance, inanity, and - most of all - contradicting himself. Just a few weeks ago he said on ESPN's First Take that all the pundits picking the Patriots to win the Super Bowl should not discount the defending champion Colts. Today, following the season-ending injury sustained by Booger McFarland, he predicted the Colts would go 9-7 and might miss the playoffs completely.

That's nice. Talk to me in November when the Colts are rolling toward another 12-win season, Skip. McFarland's injury may devastate the Colts interior run defense, but was it really going to be that great to begin with?

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Your Indianapolis Colts training camp update


Being that we're roughly 2,000 miles from Terre Haute, where the Colts annually hold their training camp, we can't provide much in the way of first-hand observations. But we have several spies that can, which we'll relate to you day after day until this NFL season finally - finally! - kicks off.

First, the Corey Simon debacle continues. Apparently, he came to Indy for a physical on Friday, which the Colts say he failed. Simon's agent says he's not aware of the results and he's "not sure" why Simon was told not to report to Terre Haute. Rumor has it that Simon was spotted at a Florida State (his alma mater) recruiting party not too long ago and looked grossly overweight. We're guessing he stepped in the door for his physical, the doctors took one look at him and phoned Bill Polian, whose forehead proceeded to erupt.

Next, there’s the left tackle situation, as the sudden retirement of Tarik Glenn leaves a gaping hole at the premier offensive line position. Tony Ugoh has the first crack at winning the starting job, but if the second preseason game rolls around and Sorgi and Navarre are spending any time on their back, expect that to change.

Reggie Wayne continues to thrill fans with his eccentric training camp entrances.

Joseph Addai, apparently, looked rather thuggish upon his arrival. We refuse to believe this, but our sources never lie. Or do they?

Daymeion Hughes has decided to be known by his middle name, Dante, which we thing is a bad decision. Really, we could have had Satan playing corner with The Eraser playing over the top. How awesome would that’ve been?

Speaking of The Eraser, he’s started the season on the PUP list. Sanders is still recovering from offseason surgery, and we say let him take all the time he needs. If he wants to wait until week six, fine by us. As long as he’s around for the stretch run.

We’ll have more updates later today and throughout the week as we continue our correspondence with our Colts insiders.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Colts finallly get a bit of good news

In the wake of Glenngate, where seemingly every media pundit or Colts message board troll has declared Indianapolis' 2007 season over before it begins, we find a nice piece of news. Anthony Gonzalez, the Colts first-round draft pick and the Ohio State Buckeyes best receiver (yeah, we said it), is set to sign a five-year contract just in time for training camp. Happy day. Are we worried about teams lining up speed- and bull-rushers opposite a rookie or second-year left tackle? We don't feel great about it. Does having two new starters in the secondary make us uneasy? We'd be lying if we said it didn't. But everything's going to be alright.

We still have Manning, Harrison, Wayne, Addai, Clark and Saturday as the core pieces of our offense. And with both Freeney and Sanders at full strength, our defense should be much improved this season (really, there's not much room for a backslide). Training camp starts in three days. We're ready. The road to a repeat is paved with broken glass and pot holes; time to take that first step. And just in case you're not excited about the dimension Gonzalez brings to the Colt offense:

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Tarik Glenn, and other instances of bad timing


We must apologize for our absence yesterday, we were unexpectedly pulled away from the Intertron for a day-long work conference. You know how these things go. Hey, we'd to quit our job love and blog full time, but only the lucky ones are fortunate enough to do that. Besides, we made almost $10 in Google AdSense this past week. We treated ourselves to Subway.

Now then - the task at hand. We know most of the sports world is caught up in the Vick dogfighting scandal (and those who aren't are mesmerized by the NBA referee betting scandal), but there's a more pressing issue at hand: who's going to protect Peyton Manning's blind side? As most of you already know, Tarik Glenn is - at the very least - considering retirement. Glenn is one of the best left tackles in pro football and is, it can be argued, coming off his finest season. Why would he retire? Glenn is not really motivated by money, he's had weight issues is the past, the Colts drafted his likely replacement this past April. We're not saying he doesn't have his reasons.

But he simply must not do this. The Colts defensive losses through free agency, widely hailed as disastrous by the media, have been heavily exaggerated, but the loss of a premier left tackle cannot be. Left tackle is the second-most important position on the offensive side of the ball. It's not a coincidence that Glenn has only missed six games in the Manning era. His successor, whether that be second-year tackle Charlie Johnson or second-round pick Tony Ugoh, will likely have a learning curve. That means sacks - many sacks. Manning has the quickest release of any QB in the NFL, along with an uncanny sense for pressure around him, but even he is susceptible to the blind side rush.

Please, Tarik, come back for one more year. The Colts need you. We need you. Peyton needs you. Until we find out for certain, we'll leave you with this hopeful piece of information, courtesy of ESPN's John Clayton:

Don't count out Tarik Glenn for the 2007 season yet. Glenn is supposed to return from Mexico in the next 24 hours to meet with Tony Dungy, Bill Polian and the Colts organization. While Glenn, perhaps the best left tackle in franchise history, is thinking about retiring, the Colts want him to take time to think about whether or not that is the right decision.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Our long-awaited thoughts on that monster Dwight Freeney signing...


The short take: we like it, don't love it.

The long take: This had to get done, was going to get done, and now that it's done it sets up a ripple effect for the rest of the Colts' roster. First, Bob Sanders - if he starts at least 10 regular-season games next season - should expect a new deal sometime in late February 2008. The Colts would be wise to try for something in the four-to-five year range. We love Sanders as much - or maybe more - than any Colts fan, but we don't want to lock him up past age 30. The speed and violence with which he plays is why we admire him, but it also makes it impossible for him to stay on the field for long stretches.

Second, Dallas Clark will sign a new deal a month or two after Sanders. We envision the Colts letting Clark dangle on the open market for about a month, and once he realizes no one other team knows how good he is, he'll be eager to re-up with the Colts. Clark is not an indispensable component of the Colts offense; the problem for him is that the organization is very much aware of that fact and will likely dangle it over his agent's head. If the Colts can let Edgerrin James - supposedly the engine that drove the Colts offense - go and not miss a beat, they can withstand the loss of a tight end who's never caught 50 balls in a season.

Lastly, this will be the last season in a Colts uniform for Tarik Glenn. He's been a Colt for more than a decade, has racked up multiple Pro Bowl appearances and is as good a left tackle as there is in the NFL. But the Colts can't afford to dole out big money to an aging linemen, especially when they mortgaged next year's first-round pick for his future replacement (Tony Ugoh). Especially not with Joseph Addai's rookie contract expiring in 2010. That seems far off, but it's really not in the world of the NFL salary cap. Freeney's deal is good for the Colts, a little more money than we think he's worth, but we're secure that he's secure.

Now let's go win another ring.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Is Jay Cutler the long-lost Manning brother?


We'll leave the speculating up to this Broncos blog, but we admit the possibility is intriguing. What's not intriguing is how the sports news cycle is so slow right now that this has become a relatively dog-eared story. Cutler's a QB with a lot of potential not yet realized. The Manning family already has that covered, thank you very much. Perhaps he should apply for membership into the Hasselbeck family. He might be the best of the bunch the minute he stepped in the front door.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

The trophy...has been handed


We were drinking our early morning cup of The Big Lead - it's movie Tuesday! - this morning when we saw a link to this story from USA Today. Apparently, those venerable football preview magazines - Athlon, Lindy's and the rest - have all been huddling around the same Kool-Aid cooler. The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl.

Of the five big pro football preview mags, Athlon, Pro Football Weekly, The Sporting News, and Street & Smith's all pick New England to win Super Bowl XLII. And they'll either be doing it against the Cowboys or the Saints. The lone deviator? Lindy, who picks the Ravens over the Saints. You might think this kind of Patriot guzzling would upset us. Exactly the opposite; Peter King already jinxed the Colts with his Super Bowl prediction, so we figure this just levels the playing field.

Besides, we think we've already made our feelings on this topic quite well known.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Peyton Manning was here, and we weren't even ready


We'll level with you, it can be rough being a Colts fan in LA. The Colts aren't like the Patriots, the Bears, the Steelers or the Giants. We have no place out here where we can gather with fellow Horse fans and rejoice in their victory (well, 75 percent of the time). Hell, the only time last year we were rooting alongside more than just the girlfriend at a bar was when we were cheering on the Patriots against the Chargers. Yes, we felt dirty and no, we don't want to discuss it. Although, if that guy with the thunderbolt shaved into his head is reading this, we totally jinxed you, you saucy bitch.

That's why it disheartens us to read that Peyton Manning was in LA yesterday filming a commercial and he made time - or asked for, what's the difference? - to work out with USC QB John David Booty and his receivers. What, no time for us? Come on, P! He even gave Booty some tips on his footwork and throwing motion. Is it going to make Booty a top-10 pick? Not likely, we see Booty as more of a Brady Quinn than a Carson Palmer. He doesn't seem to have that "it" quality that great college QBs who become solid pros do. But the help can't hurt. And we thought Joey Harrington was going to be the next Joe Montana so what the fuck do we know?

We know this: Manning thinks he has the two best receivers in the NFL. We tend to agree with him, but we wouldn't kick Steve Smith or Chad Johnson outta bed for crossing goallines.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Reasons why the Colts will repeat


We've tried our absolute best not to turn this into a Colts blog - we swear. When we began this effort about a month ago, our goal was to create a hybrid of all our strongest interests, thereby satistfying at least a few readers. We figured, hey, someone has to be interested in at least some of the things we are, right? Turns out we were correct. We have about 10x the daily visitors now as we did when we first began writing. Thanks to all those who've been reading. We don't know who you are, but we appreciate it. Now, the bad news. We have to make a Colts post. We know - you don't want it. But before we started this blog, we ran our own Colts site and while we don't have the time to maintain both any longer, we can't abandon our roots. So, with that short disclaimer, we dive into the topic at hand:

Five reasons the Colts will repeat:

1.) Peyton Manning will find some way to improve in the offseason
- To marginal football fans and those who don't listen for the rare moments when John Madden provides useful insight, one aspect of Manning's game was visibly different at the outset last season: his mobility. Manning realized that as much as his offensive line collapsed around him in the 2005 playoff loss to the Steelers, his inability to break outside the pocket and throw with accuracy hindered the Colts' offense nearly as much. So, typical Manning, he spent the entire offseason working on his footwork, enabling him to make big throws on the run that helped the Colts defeat the Giants, the Patriots (the first time), the Ravens, the Patriots (again), and the Bears, among others. Looking for one play that signified the Colts season? Early on in the Colts November meeting with the Patriots, Manning was flushed left out of the pocket, a linebacker bearing down. He shuffled toward the sideline, pumped and threw a deep post back into the middle of the field...right before he was crushed by a Pats' rusher. The play went for big yardage, set up the Colts' first score, and - most importantly - was an on-the-fly creation that would have been impossible only a year prior. That's what Manning did last year. Imagine what he has in store for an encore?

2.) The Colts new corners are bigger, faster, and more experienced than you think
- The Super Bowl Champs lost their two starting corners (Jason David and Nick Harper) this offseason. Most media types are blowing this way out of proportion. Over the past three seasons, Harper developed into one of the top Cover 2 corners in football. But he's 32. David, a fourth-year corner, was solid in run support and an emotional leader, but a liability in coverage. Their replacements, former first- and second-round picks Marlin Jackson and Kelvin Hayden are known mostly for the big plays each made in last year's playoffs. Jackson sent the Colts to the Super Bowl with his last-minute INT of Tom Brady in the AFC Championship Game, while Hayden sealed the Colts' first Indianapolis-based title with his pick six of Rex Grossman in Super Bowl XLI. But that's not the whole story. Jackson and Hayden offer the Colts two 6-ft., physical, 4.4 40 corners who are actually better suited for the Cover 2 than their predecessors. They have big-game history, yes, but they'll still be learning on the job. Yet, if you watched the Colt defense prior to the playoffs last year, you would have suggested addition by subtraction as a viable option for improving a historically porous run defense. That's exactly what the Colts have done. We won't even begin to discuss what we think about the departure of Cato June.

3.) Their schedule is begging them to
- The Colts first five games are New Orleans at home, at Houston, at Tennessee, then Denver and Tampa Bay at home. With their two toughest games in that stretch in the RCA Dome, a 5-0 start is not only feasible, it's probable. The next stretch of their schedule is brutal: at Jacksonville, at Carolina, New England at home, and at San Diego. But here's the upshot: If the Colts split those games, they're 7-2 and likely at least tied for the AFC's best mark ten weeks into the season. Then, they host Kansas City, travel to Atlanta, have Jacksonville at home, and go on the road to Baltimore, site of one of the biggest revenge games the NFL will ever see. The Colts will likely drop the Ravens game, but none of the other three. That puts them at 10-3 heading into the home stretch. We know, what's so great about 10-3? This is what's so great about 10-3: at Oakland, Houston at home, Tennessee at home to finish the season. We saw what playing meaningful regular season games down the stretch did for the Colts' playoff readiness last year. And with the AFC as loaded as it is this year, do we really think a 13-3 - or even 12-4 - record won't be enough to get a one or two seed? If the Colts can get a bye, they can repeat. Beating a Denver or a Cincinnati in the Dome before taking on San Diego or New England is doable. Repeating last year's run through three of the NFL's top defenses, including that draining win at Baltimore, is unlikely.

4.) The New England defense is still old
- Mike Vrabel, Teddy Bruschi, Adalius Thomas, Junior Seau. What do these four names in common? All four are 30 or older, and just one is in the prime of his career. Still, these four will figure prominently into the Patriots' defensive plan this year, a plan that has grown less and less effective as the New England linebacking core have entered the twilight of their individual careers. Vrabel and Bruschi deserved all the praise they received (and probably moreso, actually) when the Patriots were winning three Super Bowls in four years; they're different players now. In fact, the Patriot defense is not the same as the one that ran a 3-4 that left Peyton Manning flustered, arms afloat in defeat not so long ago. Manning has thrown for 300 yards the last three times he's faced this defense, and while the addition of Thomas will help, he's not going to do it alone.

5.) Never underestimate the element of surprise
- The Colts began 2005 with 13 straight victories, took their foot off the gas, and exited the playoffs with a whimper. The Colts began 2006 with nine straight victories, their defense was exposed as they lost three out of four and the media wrote them off, but Tony Dungy and Co. stayed the course, made a few minor adjustments, and the Colts won their last five games. The return of Bob Sanders had a lot to do with it, as did the insertion of backup middle linebacker Rob Morris at strongside outside linbebacker. But what we think did it,what made the Colts able to overcome the odds, the detractors and every employee at ESPN was this: faith. The 2005 team and earlier Colts squads seemed to act as if a Super Bowl title was owed them because of their collection of talent. Last year's Colts were willing to do whatever it took to make it happen. Perhaps surprisingly, the team the Colts will put on the field this year will be even more talented than last year's. What will make - or break - this season is attitude. We, for one, think the Colts have the attitude to be the last one's left standing in Glendale.

That's right, we're saying the Colts are going to repeat. You may proceed to bombard us with your insults. At heart, we're all feedback whores, just like Peter King.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Because you got caught up in the Colts' 13-0 start and bought a Cato June jersey


The time was December, 2005.

We were living in North Jersey, taking the 9:08 into Manhattan Monday through Friday, slaving away as a lowly intern at Entertainment Weekly. We lived in a shitty neighborhood, yes, but we were still a month away from an unprecedented NYC transit strike, a record snowstorm - 26 f'n inches! - and the Pittsburgh Steelers' remarkable from playoff also-ran to Super Bowl Champions.

Life was good. And did we mention the Colts were 13-0? Now, strange things will happen when your team - the Pats' perennial punching bags - has the number one scoring offense and defense in the NFL and appears set to become the greatest team the football world has ever seen. Unfortunately, those things included buying a Cato June jersey.

Flash forward to December, 2006: We live in LA, work for Yahoo!, and the Colts are being pummeled by the Jags, with Cato June quitting on the team. We renounce both Cato and his jersey. Not longer after, "Juneimus the Great" signs with the Bucs and we begin using his jersey as a bug trapper at the bottom of our closet. We're pissed. But, how do we prevent such a tragedy from happening again?

We've found a way, thanks to Ghosts of Wayne Fontes and his remarkable innovations in jersey finance. In short, it involves a Netflix-style subscription service, jersey insurance, and more Wall Street jargon-filled philosophizing. It's the best thing we've heard all week. Now, about that Jim Sorgi sweatband...

Innovations in Jersey Finance [Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]