Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Settle down Mormons, Big Love'll be back soon


The Spurs lead the Jazz 3-1 heading back to San Antonio, who saw that coming? In defense of the Jazz though, we've heard they're playing pretty well and that Deron Williams is a star. At least that's what ESPN keeps saying. We thought he was pretty good already, but apparently he's a star for sure after this series. You know who else is star? That Tim Duncan. He's so dreamy, with his soon-to-be four rings. That's more than Larry Bird has, does anyone else realize this? We're sure the Sports Guy does. He probably hates it, considering the Celts had a chance to draft Duncan and all. He might have to retreat into his man cave with friends J-Bug and Philantropan for the NBA Finals, just so no one sees him weeping. We don't blame him. If the Colts had ended up with Ryan Leaf instead and we had to watch the Chargers raise the Super Bowl trophy last January we'd have been beside ourselves. Wait...we wonder how Chargers fans felt about that? Ouch.

Suckling at the Power Teat [The Big Lead]

One basketball nation, under Duncan [The Sports Guy]

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