Still no headlines. Sorry, friends. We do, however, have a glimmer of good news: Jim Carry has signed on to play Ebenezer Scrooge in a Disney remake of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Why is this good news, because we were some of the few people who loved Carrey in Ron Howard's live-action version of Dr. Suess's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.



Let us never forget the immortal words: "This is not fruitcake. What is it?"