Nikki Sixx, the Motley Crue bassist when the penchant for the needle, has a memoir forthcoming with a title that just tickles us silly: Heroin Diaries. A little too on the head, no? But it got us thinking, what would the memoirs of some of today's most successful athletes and entertainers be called? We're taking a few shots in the dark:
Kobe Bryant - She wanted it, and other tales of how I was wronged.
Brad Pitt - Sure, she has great tits, but how many kids this bitch need?
Tom Brady - "She has my bastard in her belly": How three rings turned my life into a circus.
Michael Barrett - Four years and they didn't even let me keep the mask.
Matthew "Talented Mr. Roto" Berry - Stephen Jackson, karoake girl, and other bad decisions...
Matthew McConaughey - Shirtless: How I parlayed a cheesy mustache into a lucrative career.
Newspapers - Fuck you Internet!
James Blunt - Panty Raid: Pasty white guys built like girls can get some, too.
Mark Prior - We'll always have 2003...
Sarah Silverman - Danica Patrick made me do it.
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