Andruw Jones is on our fantasy baseball team, and as everyone who reads Deadspin knows, no one cares about our fantasy team. So, we'll keep this short and simply direct you to On The Show, who have a terrific analysis of just how fuckplant-ish Jones has been throughout the first half of the 2007 season. He's now batting less than .200 and he had one hit this week. One. The following graf from On The Show sums up our feelings quite nicely:
According to ESPN.com fantasy services, Jones is owned in 100% of all leagues, meaning that not only does every fantasy baseball owner everywhere have Jones on their team, they are also being screwed by him. As is with every year, Jones’ maddening potential is too good for a sell-low trade, or an outright drop, so fantasy teams with fewer options for power production must continue playing Jones, and basically carry out the fantasy version of a death march to Bataan.
Andruw Jones, we hate you, but we cannot trade you. They call that a paradox.
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