We usually leave the discussions of Tom Brady's sperm and all the things that come with it to The Big Lead. They seem to find genuine pleasure in his sexual conquests. As Colts fans, we only find bitterness and contempt. But we thought it was worth mentioning that Brady's ex - and mother to his still-unborn child - Bridget Moynahan's latest work (now that Six Degrees has been axed), the straight-to-DVD romcom Gray Matters, hits stores today.
It stars Moynahan, Tom Cavanagh and Heather Graham and is billed as "a romantic comedy about a brother, a sister and the girl of their dreams." We're not sure which one's the girl of their dreams, but you have to wonder, "Does this make it onto Brady's Netflix?"
You know when Brady gets home from working out at the Pats' facility, and Gisele is across the globe filming some exotic Victoria's Secret commerical, he gets what we call a Nostalgic. And then he remembers that he's dating Gisele and Bridget's vagina will never be the same.
"You know, I heard The Painted Veil was pretty good."
1 comment:
your last hint about Bridget's vagina is pretty vulgar.
Female bodies are made for giving birth to babies.
You would not ridicule a man for fathering a child or raising a child, would you?
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