The best lines of all time

Seeing that The Big Lead is doing a list of the best sports movies of all time today, we thought we'd throw out our list of the best lines of all time, movie and otherwise.

1.) "Love goes toward love like schoolboys from their books, but love from love, toward school with heavy looks."
Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
Translation: School sucks, but you know what? I am Shakespeare, and I sure don't.

2.) "I'll never let go, Jack."
Titanic
Translation: Ha ha, hope you like the bottom of the ocean. By the way, thanks for the necklace.

3.) "Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep ... in a giant blender."
The Simpsons
Translation: I like stories.

4.) "God only knows what I'd be without you."
"God Only Knows," The Beach Boys
Translation: An atheist, that's what I'd be.

5. "Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole."
Garden State
Translation: Fuck your mother.

6.) Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule."
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
Translation: Barry Bonds' defense.

7.) "I was in the pool!"
Seinfeld
Translation: Shrinkage - the Achilles heel of men everywhere.

8.) "The answer is blowin' in the wind."
"Blowin in the Wind," Bob Dylan
Translation: You know what else is blowin' in the wind? AIDS, Forrest, AIDS.

9.) "Jump into my nightmare, the water's warm."
Jerry Maguire
Translation: Katie Holmes should've seen this one coming.

10.) "They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take."
The Shawshank Redemption
Translation: Oops, I'm sorry, that's your asshole.

11.) "Good golly, I'm inspired. I'm going to put on a baseball cap."
Frasier
Translation: The rally cry of Ivy Leaguers everywhere.

12.) "I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls."
Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
Translation: Love hits you in the face when you least expect it. Kind of like a drunken frat guy.


13.) "And you give yourself away."
With or Without You, U2
Translation: The portly girl's Friday Night anthem.

13.) "Rosebud."
Citizen Kane
Translation: F'n sleds.


14.) "That's it. I'm gonna die in gym class."
Freaks and Geeks
Translation: In 15 years I will be rich, and you will be an overweight alcoholic clinging to high school glory, so I can handle a wedgie, bitch.


15.) "I wanna get hurt."
Say Anything
Translation: So what if I'm a glutton for punishment. I don't see you having sex with Ione Skye.